Aw man, you gotta be kidding me!

Do you know how long I spent down the pub talking bollocks before coming up with this website? Well it was at least twenty minutes and most of that was thanks to a Stella and After Shock chaser (just wait until my online detective show ‘Sausage and Chips’ hits the web). Then after much hard graft getting the donkey work done and spending my meagre wages getting stuff set up, these fuckers come along and start following me on Twitter with their flash site. Now I’m not totally clear about who came first, them, or me, but I do know that it all looks suspiciously similar. All, apart from their smiley demeanour. Come on guys, get angry; that’s what ranting is about. How on earth are you going to get someone to change things for your benefit with that wholesome grin? You need to get in peoples faces and f*ck up their shit!

So, faced with some healthy competition, and they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I’m off to find someone angry, even if does end up being some tramp that I’ve been flicking with a wet tea towel. In the mean time if Project: Rant and I ever go mano a mano, then this is how it’s going to go down:

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