Come on team, get it together!

You got this big chance, the world is your stage and everybody, and I mean fucking everybody, is watching. So what are you going to do? It’s got to be something different, something that will surprise everyone and raise the bar in your given field. The sort of thing that changes the way people think about how things can be done. Now all the groundwork has been done and the publicity has built the expectancy to fever pitch. They’re all waiting and watching twitching in their seats.

And what is your grand gesture to your global audience? The same old shit you always do. Make for the nearest central square or monuments, put up some badly made banners, drink cider, smoke weed and generally stink up the place. I mean ffs! You have this absolutely amazing opportunity to create a mass gathering of people all over the world, who are pissed with this lot for basically fucking everything up for everyone and you make sure that you marginalise any newcomers to the cause by selling it as a riot…and a not very good one at that.

Planning and tactics people, that’s what it’s about and shit that causes disruption to people making money. Look at what Plane Stupid did, they stopped planes taking off, people going on holiday and the airport and airlines delivering their service. They got maximum publicity, they were all over the papers and some the demonstrators became minor celebrities out of it. They only name you lot managed to get in the papers, was the bloke who cashed in his chips.

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