http://my1minuterant.com Mon, 09 Aug 2010 00:09:02 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en [caption id="attachment_223" align="aligncenter" width="479" caption="Dad here LOLing, LMAOing and ROFLing all at the same time"][/caption] Saturday, the day my father often calls me. You might know Clive he has appeared on these pages before, mostly being angry about some uncouth customer with a tattoo and an Arsenal shirt wanting to know ... http://my1minuterant.com/my-father-and-the-internet-a-triumph-of-enthusiasm-over-the-need-to-acquire-knowledge-of-how-to-use-something/ [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7tJH1Dm0Dk[/youtube] So it came to this: after months of inaction and sitting idly looking at my computer, not being arsed to write because if I put the computer at my desk then I am not connected to the internet (courtesy of the shitty router provided Orange) and so can’t search for ... http://my1minuterant.com/i-didnt-get-as-much-sausage-as-the-packet-suggested/ [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="500" caption="Enjoy while you can ladies, because soon it will all be mine"][/caption] I have realised that in my cupboard I have a large number of pieces of Tupperware. The thing is, I did not buy a single piece of it. It has all been hoarded from ex-girlfriends. ... http://my1minuterant.com/shes-got-to-be-packing-a-lunchbox/ [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvY--urYrKI[/youtube] This has been a long time in the making, both the routine, and the video itself. Four months ago I took part in the X Foundation's Stand Up And Be C*unted evening and for all that time I have been sitting here with baited breath to see my performance. Well, ... http://my1minuterant.com/willydelphia/ [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maMF3E7WlBs[/youtube] I found this at the ever excellent Film Drunk website this week. I really don't know what to say about it, but it still looks fucking excellent. And I have no idea how I am going to get to see it, but if anyone know if it's going to get ... http://my1minuterant.com/that-calls-for-some-cake/ Since my new year got off to its stunning start, I have been debating a return, at some point, to the world of internet dating. When I first went on one of these sites I was pleasantly surprised by how the concept worked so well. It got rid of all ... http://my1minuterant.com/wow-you-look-different/ [caption id="attachment_171" align="aligncenter" width="278" caption="Well, if she\'s not going to want it"][/caption] To cut a long story short: I was left with a rather personal and expensive present this new year that was no longer wanted or needed (the receiver has told me that she is not going to want any ... http://my1minuterant.com/the-worst-walk-of-shame-ever/ It is in the news today that News Corp and Microsoft are going to team up so we can only search for Rupert Murdoch's news stories on MS's worse than ever search engine, Bing. They just don't get it do they? The Internet is no longer about large-scale news corporations ... http://my1minuterant.com/we-dont-need-your-stinking-online-content/ Oh my good God! Once could have been a mistake, then second was annoying, but the third time is going to make me completely stop going to a clothes shop to get a garment for a lady friend. You see, I asked for full details of a specific item to ... http://my1minuterant.com/to-be-prepared-is-half-the-victory/ [caption id="attachment_142" align="aligncenter" width="460" caption="You made me miss what Cheryl had to say about Olly"][/caption] It’s Halloween, this means that I will be hiding from the local children with the lights off and telly muted so that I don't have to provide them sweets and they don't interrupt X Factor (please ... http://my1minuterant.com/ill-be-giving-them-fruit-as-a-treat/