I say, that recipe for Moroccan lamb salad looks nice

Yes it does, doesn’t it, but do I have chickpeas, cucumber, chili and pine nuts to make it? Do I fuck. No, all those ingredients are back at the supermarket where I could have bought them not half an hour ago. I have lost count the number of times I have walked into Waitrose of an evening not knowing what I wanted for dinner, but knowing that I wanted to cook something. Surely if you had these serving suggestions on the outside of meat packaging I would be urged to spend more money on expensive and high margin ingredients that you want to shift and I want to eat. See, everyone’s a winner with that strategy, so why don’t you fucking implement it? This post has been sent to Waitrose customer services. I will keep you posted on their response.

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